(The Interactive Part of This Incredible Web Site.)
This is your chance to prove how clever/witty/talented you are!
Pick a category.
Look at what we've done.
Come up with your own -- better -- ideas.
e-mail 'em to us.
We'll post 'em. along with your name/e-mail address (unless you don't want that info posted).
Go ahead. Have some fun!
SKEWER A FAMOUS DIRECTOR!
Make up an "off-the-record" quote that could have been!
"Okay, so I wasn't actually there, but I'm sure this is how it happened."
"What baseball cap?"
"I could've hired real dinosaurs for what it cost me to do the effects."
"I'll probably be dead before this picture gets finished."
"There are only thirteen basic plot lines. I should know. I've made 'em all at least eight times."
ROB REINER: (At the Academy Awards):
"I'll have what he's having."
"My next picture is going to cost 400 million. So what?"
FRANCIS FORD COPPOLA:
"It's art, stupid!"
"I refuse to be just another Hollywood puppet."
"I make them long on purpose. It's all too magnificent to cut any of it."
"Because black and white is cheaper, and I don't have to use real blood."
"Go ahead, rush my dailies."
Now that I've blown my chances of ever working with these great directors (especially the dead ones), it's your turn. E-mail your most creative imaginary quotes today!
What did these well-known actors never-ever say?
"I won't be back! I'm retiring...this job is just too physical!"
"I should have stuck with acting."
"In retrospect. I think our government was right."
PAMELA ANDERSON LEE:
"I got all my parts strictly on the basis on my acting talent."
"You just stop that right now, or I'll have to report you."
UN-HEARD LINES IN MOVIES
"Frankly, my dear, I gave at the office."
"Go with the divorce, Luke."
"It's a big building with genitals, but that's not important right now."
"The hills are alive with the sound of goats."
WELL, YOU GET THE IDEA!
E-mail your fun one-liners (two-liners at the most) today!
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